I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
TINA FEYGravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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To me YES, AND means don’t be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you’re adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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