For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
TINA FEYGravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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To me YES, AND means don’t be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you’re adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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An acting teacher once told me, ‘Greet everything with yes… Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.’
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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