And I can see Russia from my house.
TINA FEYGravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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