Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
TINA FEYNorth Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, ‘Well, they get pie. It’s not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.’ I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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