Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
TINA FEYNothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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Lesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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You go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘this is impossible – oh,this is impossible’. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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