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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.

Tina Fey

When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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