You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
TINA FEYYou can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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Life is improvisation.
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I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, ‘Well, they get pie. It’s not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.’ I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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