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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.

Tina Fey

I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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You can’t control things by being nervous.
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Being Control Nervous Thing
Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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Actual Convert Gay People Thinking Witnesses Witty
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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Experience Survive Sweating Understand
I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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Amount Conflict Fight Fighting Like Passion Same Thing Think Thinking Tremendous
In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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Come Experience Hardest Out Pretending Someone Surprise
I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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Action Class Country First Make People Place Statement Voice
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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Cry Let Mad never People Some Witty
So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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An acting teacher once told me, ‘Greet everything with yes… Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.’
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Badass Being Care Like Thing Witty Yourself
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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Bar High People Start Time

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