It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’
TINA FEYNot only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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You can’t control things by being nervous.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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