I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
TINA FEYI’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
TINA FEYI had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
TINA FEYWhy are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
TINA FEYIn most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
TINA FEYGay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
TINA FEYAh, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
TINA FEYRead! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
TINA FEYSometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
TINA FEYSometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
TINA FEYA wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
TINA FEYLesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
TINA FEYNow every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
TINA FEYI am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
TINA FEYPolitics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
TINA FEYTo say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
TINA FEYI have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
TINA FEY