I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
TINA FEYIf you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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The arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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