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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.

Tina Fey

I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It’s better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.
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Baby Basketball Boring Champion Every Most News Spell
Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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Everybody Get Kind Person Prison
For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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Bills Inspirational Laugh Laughing Real Show Sketch Thought
There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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Inspirational Mistake Opportunity Successful
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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Humor People Smart Tell Witty
If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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Book Dominate Mad Male People Practical Tip Woman Workplace
North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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Absolute Act Country Interview Intolerable Refer Terror Wanton
I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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Deal Hilarious Know Men Other Think Women
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
TINA FEY

Inspiring Leadership Motivational
When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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Dress Dresses Fifty Hey Know Life Look Mirror Rehearsal Thought Turn
It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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Boring Overrated Perfect TV Witty
You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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Another Business Competition Other Woman
(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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Cry Everyone never People Say Some Terrify
Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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Adult Bunch Creepier Nothing Quiet
I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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Amazing Four Gay Good Look Lot Movie Nobody Seen Star Team
I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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Action Class Country First Make People Place Statement Voice

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