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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.

Tina Fey

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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Asociation Country Funny High Humor Met National Official Rifle School Student
You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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Another Business Competition Other Woman
Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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Arm Change Educate Energy Nothing Rock Year
I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Amazed Constantly Funny Humor People
There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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Inspirational Mistake Opportunity Successful
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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Ability Acne Anxiety Chin Good Turn Witty
Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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Age Attempt Decision Easier History Myself Space Stories
When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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Dress Dresses Fifty Hey Know Life Look Mirror Rehearsal Thought Turn
A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
TINA FEY

Ask Christmas Clinical Each Feign Husband Read Some Study Talk Taught Tree
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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Beer Drink Funny Good Liver Party Report Sorry
You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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Experience Survive Sweating Understand
I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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Amazing Four Gay Good Look Lot Movie Nobody Seen Star Team
I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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Action Class Country First Make People Place Statement Voice
Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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Anything Attach Lety Thing Write
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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Adorable Baby Blame Creature Fart Humor
I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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Bar High People Start Time

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.

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