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I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.

Simon Cowell

I love producing shows. And so when you’re on a show where other people are making decisions you don’t necessarily agree with it, after a while you start to feel like a passenger.
SIMON COWELL

Decisions People Shows
I don’t want to tell a 15 or 14 year old what they should be doing. I want them to tell me. And that’s what I got when I met Justin Bieber for the first time.
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Country Firsts People Wants Years
I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics.
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Hated Lecturing People
My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don’t.
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Advice Business Careers
You didn’t beat the compotition you crushed the compotition!
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Beats Country Crushed People
I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
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Country Hilarious Language People
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.
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Fancy Hate Spaghetti
I’m obsessed with cleanliness for myself, so I will take a bath three times a day, sometimes a steam twice a day in addition to that.
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Addiction Baths Sometimes Three
The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.
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Animals Stars
Rules equal boredom, and I don’t like that.
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Boredom Equal Rules
I didn’t have any qualifications when I left school – I had three O-levels.
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Levels School Three
Anything I shouldn’t laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I’m bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,’ and then I start laughing and I can’t stop.
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Laughing Mean Thinking
It’s not our intention to be mean. That’s just within us.
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Country Intention Mean People
I’ve always been petrified of working for a boss who I didn’t like but who I was in fear of, because I wanted my salary.
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Boss Salary Wanted
Not everybody is perfect, and I don’t think we should be looking for perfect people.
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People Perfect Thinking
The young people working for me are ambitious and hard-working. That work ethic has always been a trait of the British.
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Hard Work People Work
I never knew how much love and pride I would feel.
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Feels Love Much Pride
I love TV. I love being behind the scenes on a TV show but there’s something about, I don’t know there’s something very special when you’ve signed an artist and that first record comes in and it’s a good record. It is an indescribable feeling.
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Artist Feelings Shows
Most things in music go full circle eventually.
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Circles Full Circle
You sounded like Dolly parton on helium.” (After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'”Eight Days A Week.)
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Country Eight Idols Season
I look at him [son Eric] and I think of my dad all the time…. I was born to be a dad.
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Born Dad Son Thinking
I’ve learned to deal with stress much better now, things don’t bother me in the way that they once used to.
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Country Learned People Stress Way
Harshness to me is giving somebody false hopes and not following through. That’s harsh. Telling some guy or some girl who’ve got zero talent that they have zero talent actually is a kindness.
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Girl Kindness Zero
What I would argue in my defence is that shows like Britain’s Got Talent and The X Factor have actually got people more interested in music again and are sending more people into record stores.
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Arguing People Records
You don’t hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.
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Hate Mosquitoes Want
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
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Country Dresses Female People
I couldn’t think of anything worse than being in an unhappy marriage. It worries me because I’ve seen it destroy people.
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People Thinking Worry

I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.

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