I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.
SIMON COWELLMy advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don’t.
More Simon Cowell Quotes
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I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.
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If I tape an 11-hour day, guess which parts end up on air. Not the bits when I’m pleasant, but the parts when I’m obnoxious.
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I love TV. I love being behind the scenes on a TV show but there’s something about, I don’t know there’s something very special when you’ve signed an artist and that first record comes in and it’s a good record. It is an indescribable feeling.
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Have I got a black book? Yes, it’s called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates – working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.
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Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
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Money brings you security and choice. You can make decisions in a different way if you have a lot of money. But when you have nothing, you have a naivety, and a more fearless attitude because you have nothing to lose.
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Rules equal boredom, and I don’t like that.
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I look at him [son Eric] and I think of my dad all the time…. I was born to be a dad.
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I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.
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I still put punctuation in my texts. If it’s an ‘I’, I make sure it’s a capital.
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I never knew how much love and pride I would feel.
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Praise a stranger with a few nice words and he becomes a stranger that calls you a friend.
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The young people working for me are ambitious and hard-working. That work ethic has always been a trait of the British.
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The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.
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I didn’t realise how important stupid people are in your life, because you ask yourself, what made stupid people so stupid? What made them the way they are?
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I’ve learned to deal with stress much better now, things don’t bother me in the way that they once used to.
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You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.
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The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated.
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I don’t mind competition at all. I mean, the record business is the most competitive business in the world, probably. So I’m used to that. In a weird way, it kind of makes you work harder.
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At 20, you’re cocky and you think you can rule the world, and you get it all wrong.
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Sincerity is romantic. I don’t think you need gestures.
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I like to know why a video has suddenly gone viral, why a song has broken, why a TV show is suddenly rating out of pattern… I’m pretty good at understanding why things are becoming popular.
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I think if you’re an unhappy person, you’re always going to be an unhappy person. You’re probably going to be less unhappy if your business is doing well, if I’m being honest.
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I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
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Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson I thought, what am I doing this for? I don’t ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.’
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I’ve had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year – who cares?
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