I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALPluto is not a planet, but I am.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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