Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALKobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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