Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALWhen you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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