Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI know how to turn the bad into good always.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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