If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALTalk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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