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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.

Shaquille O'Neal

I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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Actually Country Deal Eat Endore Flake Frost Keep Like Money Now Offer Only People Person Product Use Wheat
I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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Awful Date Finish Guy Pick Quater Single Sir Start
Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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Do Eight Guy Nothing Play Talk Want
Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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Being Cut Feel Police Prison Right Team Time
There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Always Like No Offeemse Polythagorean Theorem
I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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Ass Basketball Everyone Go Hand Just Know Let Want
It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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Belief Confidence Country Karate Kid Like Movie Need Person Really Right Sort
You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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Ate Bigger Fault Flake Foul Frost Guy Little Make Rule Stronger Wheat
I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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Better Done Game Guy Label People Saw Soccer Ugly Weird
It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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Basketball Fortunate Game Lot Mistake Shoot Turnover Ugly Weird Win
If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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Death Die Horrible Simplicity Stick
Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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Around Criminal Different Franchise Get Justice Master Out Play Stay Team Trouble
I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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Basketball Defense First Foul History Play Player Trouble
Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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Allow Basketball Keep Mind Tamed Tough
I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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Believe Come From Know Meal Next Pressure
They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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Ask Divorce Like Look Marry Out Someone Stay There Trade Wife

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