He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALBecause I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn’t say that to my face in a dark alley where it’s just me and him and no witnesses.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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