I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.
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