I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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