“The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.”

The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary.

In the old days, the media is who held people accountable when they lied in politics. That isn’t happening anymore.

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

I sometimes wish I weren’t as logical as I am and I wish I weren’t as smart as I am, because I’d be happy.

Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.

There’s nobody who cares more about you than you, and there’s nobody better equipped to take care of you than you.

I’m pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life.

Character matters; leadership descends from character.

An immigration agent chased him for the last 10 miles.

I’ve given up on being accurately portrayed in the media.

Basic Economics 101. It’s the most complicated simple subject there is.

The more dependent you are, the more ignorant you must be, and that’s how they want you.

The truth of anything doesn’t matter anymore. What’s right doesn’t matter. What makes economic common sense doesn’t matter. I’m blue in the face over it.

The Democrats can engage in the most reprehensible, mean-spirited, vile, vicious verbal attacks known in politics, and they get praised for it.

If you commit a crime, you’re guilty.

Nobody in a leadership level in American politics is trying to inspire the American people. Everybody needs to be goosed. The vast majority of people are not self-starters.

I want to wake up every day and do whatever comes in my mind, and not feel pressure or obligations to do anything else in my life.

Heroes come and go, but legends are forever.

Luck is very important. Of course you can’t wait for luck, because it won’t come. While you start a journey, luck may eventually come to you.

Be not the slave of your own past – plunge into the sublime seas, dive deep, and swim far, so you shall come back with new self-respect, with new power, and with an advanced experience that shall explain and overlook the old.

The real joy in life comes from finding your true purpose and aligning it with what you do every single day.

If you love something, set it free. And if it really loves you, it will find a way to come back.

For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.

I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.