“I have to tell you, every day is a roller coaster.”

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

I don’t need equal time, I am equal time!

My objective is to satisfy [my] audience so they come back the next day.

The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary.

In the old days, the media is who held people accountable when they lied in politics. That isn’t happening anymore.

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

I sometimes wish I weren’t as logical as I am and I wish I weren’t as smart as I am, because I’d be happy.

Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.

There’s nobody who cares more about you than you, and there’s nobody better equipped to take care of you than you.

I’m pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life.

Character matters; leadership descends from character.

An immigration agent chased him for the last 10 miles.

I’ve given up on being accurately portrayed in the media.

Basic Economics 101. It’s the most complicated simple subject there is.

The more dependent you are, the more ignorant you must be, and that’s how they want you.

The truth of anything doesn’t matter anymore. What’s right doesn’t matter. What makes economic common sense doesn’t matter. I’m blue in the face over it.

Giving up is conceding that things will never get better, and that is just not true.