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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.

Ron White

Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
RON WHITE

Anything Consider Live Quality Show Stage Television Work
I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
RON WHITE

Bring Friend Gather Hopefully Laugh New Soldier Spirit
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
RON WHITE

Believe Lemon Life Party Somebody Try
You can’t fix stupid.
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Fix Stupid
I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Mic Milker More Night Open
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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Everybody Joke Know Writer
All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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Besides Comedy Funny Know Lake Mind Spit
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
RON WHITE

After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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Chill Critical Keep Product Spaghetti
I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Believe Collaborative Creative Everything Somewhat
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Go Hammer Me Out Truth
It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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All Record Country Flip Had People Went
TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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Day Hard Hate Hour Job People Television Tell Work
There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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Across Bridge Build Comic Kinda One People Through Two Walk
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Become Better Comedian Goal Just
I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
RON WHITE

Always Found Closer More Really Respond Stage

I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.

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