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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.

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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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