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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.

Ron White

I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.

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