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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.

Ron White

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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Been Down Fine Look One Ladder
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Go Hammer Me Out Truth
Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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Anything Consider Live Quality Show Stage Television Work
I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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Bad Believe Better Bowl Game Halftime Show Socer Super
Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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Diamond Minute Shut
Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Blue Fine Just Like Material Mother
I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Even Kid Listen Little Love
I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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Hard Laugh Love Make People Serious Stage Still Take Walk Work
I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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Always Best Done Happen Little One Pony Stuff Trick
Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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Achieve Any Back Come Earn Haunt Someone Time
I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Ability Remain Right Silent
Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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Call Country Day Kinds Know Like Mean Other Reprobate Somebody Way
Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Comedy Great No Overhead
I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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Advice Friend Go Mine Show Solicite Talk
I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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Always Anybody Funny Guy Make Stand Young

I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.

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