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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.

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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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