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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.

Ron White

A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.

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