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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.

Ron White

I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Else Fun Life Recommend Sure Very
Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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Achieve Any Back Come Earn Haunt Someone Time
The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Comedy Kid Little
The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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Country Good Majestic Theatre
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Biggest Cable Comedian Criticise Guy Other Peeve Pet
It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Ability Remain Right Silent
Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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Diamond Minute Shut
If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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Best Comedian Dies Ever Listen More Old Realy Understood

Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.

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