If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
RON WHITEI go through about 140 cities a year.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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