Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
RON WHITEMother, she likes the blue material just fine.
RON WHITEI’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
RON WHITEDiamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
RON WHITEI didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
RON WHITEI love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
RON WHITEYou can’t fix stupid.
RON WHITEI’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
RON WHITEI don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
RON WHITEOther states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
RON WHITEI would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
RON WHITEI have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
RON WHITEPace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
RON WHITEIf you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
RON WHITEI think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
RON WHITEI think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
RON WHITEThe only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
RON WHITE