My goal is just to become a better comedian.
RON WHITEI think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
More Ron White Quotes
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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