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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.

Ron White

Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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