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I’ve never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I’d get married in a minute if I weren’t still married to somebody else.
Rod StewartRod Stewart There is this power that comes with being famous.
Rod StewartRod Stewart I’m gonna make love to you like fifteen men.
Rod StewartRod Stewart I have lived a great life. I am very happy.
Rod StewartRod Stewart Carrying 200 pounds of velvet and satin around a stage for 90 minutes – that’s man’s work, let me tell you.
Rod StewartRod Stewart If there’s one thing I’ve learned about women, which I try to pass on to my boys, it’s listening. Listen to the other side of the story first.
Rod StewartRod Stewart You can be with one of the most beautiful women in the world and still be unhappy.
Rod StewartRod Stewart The secret is to moisturize the face. I’ve been doing that since I was 17 years old. (on looking young)
Rod StewartRod Stewart I can definitely say the older I’ve got the better I’ve become at being a dad and a husband.
Rod StewartRod Stewart I’ll tell you what I love. Sending back bottles of wine that aren’t right in restaurants in France! Whoa! I love the French, but I do find their wine snobbery something unbearable.
Rod StewartRod Stewart Obviously, I haven’t really progressed that much at my craft.
Rod StewartRod Stewart Optimism is my best defense.
Rod StewartRod Stewart I did things with the microphone stand that no-one else has attempted to do.
Rod StewartRod Stewart You shouldn’t be in the music business if you’re posing.
Rod StewartRod Stewart I am always crazy for hot women. I am like a rabbit. I could do it anytime, anywhere.
Rod StewartRod Stewart I must really confess right here, the attraction was purely physical.
Rod StewartRod Stewart
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In this wilderness, Mankind is the animal I fear.
Addison SchmittAddison Schmitt The irony is that he broke the only person he never wanted to hurt.
Krishan PandeyKrishan Pandey I will wait, I am waiting, and I will love you with all the love I posses until this body is ash and I begin my search for you again.
Tyler Knott GregsonTyler Knott Gregson Nothing is permanent not even your pain.
Taj AroraTaj Arora Do not insist me to let you go, you come half hearted like a crescent moon, and you go heart-filled like a full moon which glows.
Nikita GandhiNikita Gandhi I want to fold you into my book, like a petal, so that you’d never leave.
Mira R. AridiMira R. Aridi It seems strange how we look in the same mirror, yet what stares back, is so painfully different.
Chris AllchinChris Allchin Do not measure yourself by success, failure, or a degree. Measure your life by the dreams you have.
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