Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhy do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
More Robin Williams Quotes
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Reality: What a concept!
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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