As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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