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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?

Robin Williams

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Audience Kids Love Tough
My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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Children Development-q Extraordinary Greatness Human Sense Wonder
You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Connection God Live Music Reminder Stars Universe
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Blind Family Forever Heart Love
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Certain Comedy Funny
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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Heartbeat Heaven Human Life Positive
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Appeal Ideas Job Steady
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Difference Divorce Funny Trailor
My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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Addiction Appreciate Battle Family Friendship Human Precious Shape Value
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Actor Father Man Professional Thankful Want
Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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Beautiful Lifetime Notice
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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Drug Family Friendship Human Need Nourish Play Powerful Spirit
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Compassion Conservation Gun Sound

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