When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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More Robin Williams Quotes
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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