Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
ROBIN WILLIAMSTo be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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