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ROALD DAHLI’m wondering what to read next.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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