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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Disguise Humour Nose Practice Sex Watch Yourself
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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Away Beg Book Place Television Throw Wall
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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Breakfast Food Humour Pencil
I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
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Memories School Shoes Stair
You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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Book Difference Look
Two rights don’t equal a left.
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Business Deep One Liner Right
Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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Absolute Appreciation Delight Home Impossible School Young
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Book Learning Reading Wonder
Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Believe Finding Inspirational Magic Morning Positive
The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Alcohol Need Room Writer
I am suspicious of both facility and speed.
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Facility Speed Suspicious Writing
And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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Allow Inspirational Music Positive Understand Wash Worry
I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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Advantage Book Comfortable Excitement Kids Learning Passion Reading
Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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Children Fault Parents Spoil
When you’re writing, it’s rather like going on a very long walk.
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Walk Writing
But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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Distraction Impossible Love Person replace

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