Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
ROALD DAHLGood writing is essentially rewriting.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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No book ever ends, when it’s full of your friends.
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There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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The more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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