f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
ROALD DAHLCareful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
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If you are good life is good.
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A little magic can take you a long way.
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.
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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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