Two rights don’t equal a left.
ROALD DAHLI have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Perhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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If you are good life is good.
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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The walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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