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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.

Roald Dahl

If you are good life is good.
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Goodness Life One Liner Positive
And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Business Eyes Greatness Hide Inspirational Place Secret World
For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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Come Invention Pleasure Story Writing
Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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Children Fault Parents Spoil
And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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Allow Inspirational Music Positive Understand Wash Worry
The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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Food Fruit One Liner Taste
Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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Animal Human Kill
You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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Book Children Humour Writing
I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life.
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Beginning Enthusiasm Important Life Realize
Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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Fabulous Flight Journey Travel World
If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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Calender Extra Humour Remove
Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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Different Drain Fiction Leaving People Place Writing
I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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Annoy Children Deliberate Grow Up Humour Understand
The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Alcohol Need Room Writer
lalalalalalallalalallalalalal have nothing to say.
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Funny Humour
When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
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Book Children Writing

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