Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
ROALD DAHLI began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
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No book ever ends, when it’s full of your friends.
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I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
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I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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