f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
ROALD DAHLI began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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The walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
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Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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