No book ever ends, when it’s full of your friends.
ROALD DAHLSo please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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If you are good life is good.
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If you are good life is good.
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A little magic can take you a long way.
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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Having power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.
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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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