But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
ROALD DAHLFor me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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The walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
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Two rights don’t equal a left.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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