You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
ROALD DAHLFor me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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I’m wondering what to read next.
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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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If you are good life is good.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance is there. The chance had to be there.
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