Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
ROALD DAHLThen suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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If you are good life is good.
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A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
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Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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