The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
ROALD DAHLThe reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
ROALD DAHLf I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
ROALD DAHLThe writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
ROALD DAHLI’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
ROALD DAHLA little magic can take you a long way.
ROALD DAHLNowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
ROALD DAHLPain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
ROALD DAHLAll the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
ROALD DAHLGive us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
ROALD DAHLRainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
ROALD DAHLIt doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
ROALD DAHLI doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
ROALD DAHLThe writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
ROALD DAHLHuman ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
ROALD DAHLIf you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.
ROALD DAHLHaving power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.
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