Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
ROALD DAHLThen suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
ROALD DAHLThose who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
ROALD DAHLDo you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
ROALD DAHLSo please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
ROALD DAHLWe all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
ROALD DAHLMe is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
ROALD DAHLA life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
ROALD DAHLSex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
ROALD DAHLThe life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
ROALD DAHLWhat a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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ROALD DAHLA little magic can take you a long way.
ROALD DAHLThe prime function of the children’s book writer is to write a book that is so absorbing, exciting, funny, fast and beautiful that the child will fall in love with it.
ROALD DAHLWhen writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
ROALD DAHLWe are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
ROALD DAHLTwo rights don’t equal a left.
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