Life is more fun if you play games.
ROALD DAHLYou chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it
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I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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