Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it
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And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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If my books can help children become readers then I feel I have accomplished something important.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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