Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
ROALD DAHLThe reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
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But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance is there. The chance had to be there.
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I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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