Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
ROALD DAHLThe prime function of the children’s book writer is to write a book that is so absorbing, exciting, funny, fast and beautiful that the child will fall in love with it.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
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The walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
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Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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