I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
ROALD DAHLThe prime function of the children’s book writer is to write a book that is so absorbing, exciting, funny, fast and beautiful that the child will fall in love with it.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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If you are good life is good.
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But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance is there. The chance had to be there.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
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If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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