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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
SPIKE MILLIGAN

Farm Hands Himself Wife
It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
TINA FEY

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Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign you have failed) is like having a car you love overheat and deciding it’s not manly to take it to the mechanic.
ADAM HAMILTON

Alone Counselling Husband Love Marriage Tell Think Wife
What man thinks of changing himself so as to suit his wife?
ANTHONY TROLLOPE

Change Himself Man Suit Think Wife
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
BORIS JOHNSON

BMW Breast Voting Wife
Show me a wife who doesn’t offer advice and I’ll show you one who doesn’t care very much.
BARBARA BUSH

Advice Care Wife
My wife gets so mad at me because I don’t like to cook on the grill.
NICK SABAN

Because Cook Get Grill Like Mad So Wife
What is there in the vale of lifeHalf so delightful as a wife;When friendship, love and peace combineTo stamp the marriage-bond divine?
WILLIAM COWPER

Anniversary Delightful Friendship Life Love Marriage Wife
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
KIN HUBBARD

All Best Home Remedy Wife
The worst moment from all of this was driving from that doctor’s office, to tell my wife that I was HIV positive.
MAGIC JOHNSON

Doctor Five Hiv Moment Office Positive Tell Wife Worst
I read so much stuff that black women say, especially about my relationship. ‘Oh, he left his black wife to go be with some exotic chick.’ First of all, my girl is black: she’s Jamaican.
KEVIN HART

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I think Paul Sarbanes and his wife Christine socialized with them [George and Heather Mitchell] more than I did, but we all hung out, or we saw each other in groups.
BARBARA MIKULSKI

Heathers Thinking Wife
I’ve got kids, goats. My wife always wanted a donkey, so I bought her one.
JASON MOMOA

Always Bought Got Gotta Her Kid One Want Donkey Wife
My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
DAVE CHAPPELLE

Comedy Imagination Myself Question Wife
I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.
BILL SHANKLY

Break Cheat Legs Wife
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
OLIVER GOLDSMITH

Choice Marriage Quality Wife
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
W. C. FIELDS

Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
When you accept that you are not in charge of everything, you can begin to work with the one who really is in charge. This has been my experience; when I accepted that I was not in charge and started to work with someone else’s plan, the Boss showed up.
BERNIE SIEGEL

Acceptance Experience Show Start Team Wife
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
P. J. O'ROURKE

Except Love never Unfaithful Wife
Don’t bring your sand toys to the park. That’s another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I’m on the Vicodin and a little weed too – let’s face it – and I go in there, and my wife’s like.
AL MADRIGAL

Another Bad Bring Face Go Like Little Move Park Sand Toy Weed Wife
Man and wife make one fool.
BEN JONSON

Marriage Men Wife
The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband. And in like manner the husband also hath not power of his own body, but the wife.
PAUL THE APOSTLE

Body Hath Husband Manner Own Power Wife
But my mind clung to my wife’s image, imagining it with an uncanny acuteness. I heard her answering me, saw her smile, her frank and encouraging look. Real or not, her look then was more luminous than the sun which was beginning to rise.
VIKTOR E. FRANKL

Frank Image Mind Real Wife
I wont let a wife lead me to the altar.
MARTIAL

Leadership Myself Wife
No man has ever yet discovered the way to give friendly advice to any woman, not even to his own wife.
HONORE DE BALZAC

Discover Friendship Himself Man Way Wife
Working in film, if you work with great directors, you learn that after every take you must let go. Sitting with my wife at the Academy Awards, we both let the moment just go.
BEN KINGSLEY

Awards Let Go Wife
I prefer the word ‘homemaker’ because ‘housewife’ always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
BELLA ABZUG

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