Tell Quotes

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

I’m going to tell kids the way things really were.

Don’t bother asking for explanations, she’ll just tell you that she came in the year of the cat.

The prestige you acquire by being able to tell your friends that you know famous men proves only that you are yourself of small account.

Romance is very pretty in novels, but the romance of a life is always a melancholy matter. They are most happy who have no story to tell.

Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones.

Long Beach is the best. I tell everyone that.

First of all, Vince McMahon doesn’t argue – he tells you!

Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.

They say that when you’re about to die, your life flashes before your eyes. They never tell you that when you watch someone you once loved dying, hovering between this life and the next, it’s twice as painful, because you’re reliving two lives that traveled one road together.