Tell Quotes

I am incapable of telling you not to feel. Feel, feel, I say – feel for all you’re worth, and even if it half kills you, for that is the only way to live.

I pefer an ugly truth to a pretty lie. If someone is telling me the truth that is when I will give my heart.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don’t believe me when I tell them. That’s how I saw myself, in comedy.

The story is not in the plot but in the telling.

Once you have your characters, they tell you what to write, you don’t tell them.

We need American foreign policy that tells the world very clearly that it is bad to be our enemy and good to be our friend.

You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.

Now I beg of you to tell me whether I must love a human being simply because he exists or resembles me and whether for those reasons alone I must suddenly prefer him to myself?

The Meanies want to take away your benefits, and the Weenies want to compromise with them.