Smart Quotes

Like when you sit in front of a fire in winter – you are just there in front of the fire. You don’t have to be smart or anything. The fire warms you.

A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.

Progress comes from the intelligent use of experience.

I sometimes wish I weren’t as logical as I am and I wish I weren’t as smart as I am, because I’d be happy.

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

I was a smart kid. I went to a private school in middle school and got kicked out.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.

When I speak to kids I tell them, ‘Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they’re going to get smarter as you get older.’

The smarter the person, the more boring the instagram account.

If you were very bright and you became head of a department, as I did, of the psychology department, you were encouraged to go on to graduate work. But as a women you didn’t even think about discrimination.