Smart Quotes

I don’t have any secret sauce and I’m no smarter than anyone else. I will say I have surrounded myself with unbelievable talent that has made my job easier.

Wit never appears to greater advantage than when it is successfully exerted to relieve from a dilemma, palliate a deficiency, or cover a retreat.

Good-humor will even go so far as often to supply the lack of wit.

Anytime I write something that’s trying to be too smart, it doesn’t work.

I smoke weed.It’s not an addiction. It’s something I wanna do. It’s not smart though. It’s not good for my body but I’m doing it. I’m not telling people to do it.

Humor is wit and love.

Oh, we are going to be so happy away from all the things that almost got us but couldn’t quite because we were too smart for them!