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People understand me so poorly that they don’t even understand my complaint about them not understanding me.
SOREN KIERKEGAARD

People Sarcastic Understand
I just say whatever I want to whoever I want whenever I want wherever I want however I want.
EMINEM

Attitude Freedom Sarcastic Want
I love the attention but I don’t like too much of it.
EMINEM

Attention Love Sarcastic
My worst habit is getting naked all the time haha…sorry.
HARRY STYLES

Funny Habit Naked Sarcastic Sorry Worst
If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
FRANK OCEAN

Broken Heart Face Funny Heart Ice Cream Punch Sarcastic
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else.
WINSTON CHURCHILL

Humour Sarcastic Try
Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.
MUHAMMAD ALI

Funny Joke Sarcastic Truth
I find you offensive for finding me offensive.
EMINEM

Attitude Finding Offensive Sarcastic Self Respect
Nothing wrong with shooting, as long as the right people get shot.
CLINT EASTWOOD

Funny People Sarcastic Shooting Weapon Wrong
If you’re horrible to me, I’m going to write a song about it, and you won’t like it. That’s how I operate.
TAYLOR SWIFT

Bully Horrible Operate Sarcastic Song Writing
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
CLINT EASTWOOD

Funny God Heaven Sarcastic
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.
DOLLY PARTON

Book Diet Eat Sarcastic Taste Try
Government is not a solution to our problem government is the problem.
RONALD REAGAN

Funny Government Problem Sarcastic Solution
Before I die many will die with me and they’ll deserve it. See you in Hell.
KURT COBAIN

Deserve Die Hell Sarcastic See
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
MAE WEST

Adore Marriage Sarcastic Traditional
I love only one girl, one in every town.
ELVIS PRESLEY

Funny Girl Humour Love Sarcastic Town
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
MAE WEST

Boyfriend Funny Rain Sarcastic Save
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
MAE WEST

Greatness Philosophy Right Sarcastic
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Battle Challenge Funny Insult Sarcastic Wit
Training your mind to mind your own business.
SAM GILBERT

Business Insult Mind Sarcastic Traning
Success is the best revenge. I always feel women should answer back either with their sarcasm or success.
KANGANA RANAUT

Feeling Revenge Sarcastic Success Women
If I had a superpower it would have to be being able to eat whatever you want and stay skinny.
RIHANNA

Eat Health Power Sarcastic Stay
The ceiling fan in my room is so strong it’s making my hair look windswept.
OLIVIA RODRIGO

Funny Hairs Sarcastic
The problem with this country is that you meet your soulmate after getting married.
STUART PETERSON

Country Funny Marriage Meet Problem Sarcastic Soulmate
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST

History Hope Interest Men Past Sarcastic Women
When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don’t stop and eat it along the way.
A. A. MILNE

Birthday Carry Friendship Honey Sarcastic
A jealous woman is a best investigator than CBI.
HELLY MCGIBBON

Funny Investigation Jealous Sarcastic Woman

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