Phone Quotes

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

The flagrantly gay Quentin Crisp dealt with homophobic bullying by refusing to bow to its onslaught. His number listed in the phone directory, he responded to derogatory remarks accompanied with a stated intent to kill him by asking, “Would you like to make an appointment?”

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.

A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.

Please don’t throw phones. They hurt. And we sell them on eBay.

Old is unwanted. You don’t find Thais going to the thrift store. They want new clothes. They want the newest cell phone.

Downloading a Tamagotchi egg onto my phone is possibly the loudest my biological clock has ever ticked.

It is exhausting knowing that most of the time the phone rings, most of the time there’s an email, most of the time there’s a letter, someone wants something of you.

In restaurants, walking, they have cell phones clamped to their to heads.