Married Quotes

When does she do all this thinking? We’re together all the time but she thinks deeply about things and with feeling and she can remember the facts. We’ve been married 48 years.

What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

I do think that same gender partners should be able to be married. Why not? If you share a life together than who in the world should have anything to say about it?

Never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he’s probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word “married” on the first date (he’ll turn out to be a mama’s boy or a religious type)

The way I look at it is everybody should have the right to get married, if they so choose

I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.

There are many things that keep me from getting married. But there will be a time when marriage makes sense to me.

I’m not getting married until I’m forty. If ever.

I’m definitely not getting married. In this business, you’re either getting married or they want you to be pregnant. I’m not getting married until I’m forty. If ever.