Married Quotes

Whatever is on the page is what I’m married to. I’m very prepared. I’m a thespian. I don’t like to improv. I don’t like to go off course ’cause I think that’s where stuff happens. When you stick to the material ’cause it’s written so well, that’s where the magic happens.

I’ve definitely had a few moments in my life where I’ve seen somebody and it’s blown me away at first sight

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.

You get excited about getting married, aight, but after you’re married for awhile, you gotta have a process to make it work, aight.

What’s cool about renting is that you don’t care about your house getting destroyed. So I think that is the number

When once a woman is married she should be regarded as having thrown off her allegiance to her own sex. She is sure to be treacherous at any rate in one direction.

In every kid’s life, there’s about three or four years when you’re at liberty, and after that, you have to get a job because you’re getting married or you have to support your parents or whatever it is.

I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.

What man thinks of changing himself so as to suit his wife? And yet men expect that women shall put on altogether new characters when they are married, and girls think that they can do so.

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.